Friday, November 14, 2008

Comments

If I had readers, and if those readers commented, these would be the rules:

  • Write well
  • If you make spelling/grammatical errors, expect snark.
  • Expect snark
  • Welcome snark
  • Embrace snark
  • Assholery will be challenged, but no one here is so chickenshit that comments reflecting assholery will be deleted
  • Assholes will be called out by name, but their comments will be enshrined for all to see
  • There is unlimited space for comments
  • There is no limit on the number of comments one may make
  • Statements of fact will be interpreted using ordinary (non-insane) criteria for such things
  • Statements of opinion will be interpreted using ordinary (non-batshit-crazy) criteria for such things.
So, if I had had readers, I would be happy to read whatever is on their minds, no matter how tangential those thoughts may be to the post they happen to be commenting on. If someone has something funny or insightful (or inciteful, for that matter) to say then write it out and post it! I am not afraid of conflict, humor, or multiple posts by the same person for that matter.

Freedom of speech baby!

4 comments:

D. Debil said...

By the way, if you present yourself as a comedian who specializes in insult humor and irony, expect the same in return.

Elizabeth said...

I enjoy reading your posts and commenting here. In fact, I wish you wrote more.

I also look out for your comments on other blogs.

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